Bwiti (PVC-Analog Taste-Tester)
05-11-02 06:48
No 307315
      "Bunk" Sassy Is Real !!  Bookmark   

  Whenever I heard someone say that their sassy oil turned-out to be bunk, I used to think that they were embarrassed that they fucked-up a synth, so they blame their failure on the oil. But, there really are scum-bags on the net selling shit! Someone I know recently received 16oz "sassafras oil". He smelled it and immediately knew that there was something very off about it, so he decided to try washing it with a 5% solution of KOH, and guess what? No layers separated; just a big jar of light-green slop! He said out loud, "That goddam mother-fucking cock-sucker! I will hunt that supplier down, tie him to his fucking bed, and agressively smash-out all of his teeth with a rusty hammer, then let him choke to death on his own blood! Die! That abortion that got away! I'd like to inject that fucker with his own bunk sassy oil!."mad

Love my country, fear my government.
(Hive Addict)
05-11-02 06:55
No 307318
      before or after  Bookmark   

I'd like to inject that fucker with his own bunk sassy oil!.

Before or after the addition of potassium hydroxide? smile
(PVC-Analog Taste-Tester)
05-11-02 08:17
No 307332
      Hmmmm.. Decisions, decisions.  Bookmark   

  Hmmmm.. Decisions, decisions. Alright, before injecting him, dump 500g KOH on his genitals, then crank-up a humidifier next to him.. Fuck it, I'm too busy to be creative with murdering hippie, all-natural mother-fuckers. Just put a bullet in his skull and use him as fertilizer for some mind-blowing indica/sativa

Love my country, fear my government.
(Hive Prodigy)
05-11-02 13:23
No 307373
      Works Even Better  Bookmark   

A much better method for getting revenge on people that have fucked you over is to be really nice to them. I don't know how or why, but it really works out best when you do it that way.

Syringe + Sulfuric Acid + Victim's Testicles = Best Revenge Ever. Work's like a charm, money-back guarantee. tongue


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