(Rated as: UTFSE!)
I heard that some bicycle stores sell really strong pumps with attachments that suck air in instead of pushing it out. It just gets kind of tiring.
Ok, not really funny. Read the sticky threads in this forum. All of them. Then utfse.
After that, go buy a Robinair or J/B Industries Oil pump. Yellow Jacket is also good.
"No...why would I need a fire extinguisher?"